As seen in the still following Robot Chicken's famous "Jedi Knight" episode on Adult Swim, Stoopid Monkey has severed his own hand with a light saber, possibly influenced by Star Wars.

Our 100% cotton canvas tote bags have plenty of room to carry everything you need when you are on the go. They include a bottom gusset and extra long handles for easy carrying. 10 oz heavyweight natural canvas fabric. Full side and bottom gusset. 22" reinforced self-fabric handles. Machine washable. Measures 15" x 18" x 6".