I've got a white blazer with shoulder pads at home in the closet. Don't make me use it. -- Commemorate the fashion disasters of the 80's with this humorous and wacky design.

The Classic Thong is available in the following sizes: Small, Medium, Large.

Panty-minimalists love our casual thong that covers sweet spots without covering your assets; putting an end to panty-lines. This under-goodie is "outta sight" in low-rise pants. Toss these message panties onstage at your favorite rock star or share a surprise message with someone special ... later. * 5.8 oz. 100% Ultra-fine combed ring spun 1x1 baby rib cotton * Size up for a looser fit * Super soft high end woven elastic trim * Made in the U.S.A.