by Major Geek on July 13, 2008
The Zombie Survival Kit from Zombie SG: the Zombie Survival Guide helps you be prepared in case of a zombie attack. Important things to have on hand in your Zombie Survival Kit are water, food, a radio, maps, Protection (a cricket bat in this case straight out of Shaun of the Dead) and of course Friends. Why friends you ask? Because when they trip and fall while being chased by a Zombie pack you will have more time to get away while they chow down on your now recently deceased friend.
This is a great gift for those people who fear a zombie outbreak or just love zombie movies and the horror genre.
Take a peek at just three of the many t-shirts and gifts that the Zombie Survival Kit has to offer:
by Major Geek on July 9, 2008
When the zombies attack, and we know they will, there are a number of basic survival rules that one must follow to allow us to remain alive and not undead. Today, we cover Zombie Survival Guide Rule #17: If your buddy is bitten, shoot him in the head and get it over with. This rule makes complete sense to me. How many times have you watched a movie where a friend or buddy gets bit and they try to patch him up and then hamper their escape by coddling the soon to be undead. Don’t slow down. Don’t carry the person. Help them the only way that you can. Shoot them in the head.
Of course, you want to ensure that the injured buddy was really injured by a Zombie and not just another drunk stumbling down the back alley with you. How you ask? Well that is another blog entry for another day. Good luck. It’s hell on earth out there!
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