by Major Geek on September 1, 2008
Zombies are supposed to be scary. Zombies are supposed to frighten you and make you want to run away. It is natures way of ensuring that we understand that this shambing creature is dangerous. But something went horribly wrong.
This Zombie Girl is anything but scary and frieghtening. In fact, she looks down right sexy in an undead kind of way. I can’t tell if she got her best attributes off of a past victem or if she comes by them naturally, but WOW I’d be introuble with this Zombie Girl.
I love this design as it shows you that something that should be scarry and dangerous can really be cute and dangerous.
Take a peek at just three of the many t-shirts and gifts that the Zombie Girl has to offer:
by Major Geek on August 9, 2008
It could be said that every decade has its fashion mistakes. In the 70’s, you had bell bottoms. In the 90’s, you had flannel. In the 00’s we’ve got bed head hairdos. The 80’s were no different. We had teased hair, polo shirts, and penny loafers.
Probably the most hilarious and ridiculous style, however, was the blazer. And it wasn’t just any blazer. No, the 80’s blazer had to have shoulder pads. Nothing said cool and sexy like a white jacket with enough shoulder padding to survive a ten story fall. Undoubtedly fueled by popular television shows of the time, the blazer was a staple at any social function.
My mom actually bought me one. I never wore it, though. Why didn’t I wear it? It’s highly possible that I refrained because I just didn’t feel like I was cool or hip enough to pull the look off. More than likely, however, I refused to wear it because the one my mom bought me had glitter on it. Whose idea was that? That’s just stupid. Then again, we’re talking about a blazer with shoulder pads. The road to Stupidville had already been taken.
Remember the fashion disasters of the eighties with this funny design.
Design description:
Above—gradiant blue text: “I’ve got a white blazer with shoulder pads at home in the closet.”
Underneath—stylized pink text: “Don’t make me use it.”
Take a peek at just three of the many t-shirts and gifts that the Miami Vice Stylin has to offer:
by Major Geek on July 18, 2008
Reading fits everywhere. You can read in the car. You can read on the bus. You can read in bed. You can read anywhere you want. In this case, I Read at the Table is yet another great place to read a book. I Read at the table has a rather sexy woman reading and obviously enjoying her book. And why should she be enjoying her book. A little break from the daily grind and an escape from reality is a perfectly good thing to do. She is definately a true book geek.
So show everyone that you read with this I Read At the Table t-shirt that is perfect for the book geek or your favorite librarian.
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by Major Geek on July 12, 2008
This math geek design is ingenious because it incorporate math functions that spell out something. In this case, Math is Sexy is spelled out using and integral and a function. Very smar and very very geeky. If you like to show your inner geek and are a hardened math geek, the this Sexy math t-shirt is the right t-shirt for you.
Show your geek with pride and suprise those math guys and math gals with how you can use math to your own advantage.
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