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What Is Your Zombie Plan?

by Major Geek on August 10, 2008

What is your zombie plan

When it comes to zombie plans, you can never have too many! Build your zombie plan network today! A great zombie t-shirt for any zombie fan.

As an avid zombie fan this shirt calls to me. It has a very basic message that we should all pay attention to. What is your Zombie plan is not just a basic question. It also asks are you ready? So just like a fire escape plan you too should have a zombie plan to ensure you don’t start hungering for brains like Hannibal Lecter with a crate full of Chianti wine.
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Warning: Zombies may be Flammable

by Major Geek on July 15, 2008

warning: zombies

Zombies are pesky creatures what with them being undead and all that. THe problem when you are undead is that a raging fire just doesn’t slow you down. You may light them up like the 4th of July but a Zombie will still keep on coming towards you. Basically, you have created a armed and deadly fireball that will track you till you burn. So stop thinking fire and start thinking bullets and sharp objects to the head.

Warning! Zombies may be flammable is the perfect addition to any Zombie Geeks collection of Zombie clothing.
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