by Major Geek on February 24, 2009
How do Physicists Count Sheep? Not by the boringly normal one two three. They include equations of course! This physicist counts sheep by measuring how how each sheep jumps. As each sheep jumps a true physicist quickly calculates the height each sheep jumps. The boring one two three was for grade school. Get a laugh, a weird look and enjoy and inner chuckle all at the same time.
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by Major Geek on August 6, 2008
It’s not that I can’t explain it…it’s just that you wouldn’t understand is a great physics geek t-shirt. Especially for those that are tired of explaining everything all the time knowing that the nods they are getting is just the person pretending to understand.
I love a shirt that adds a bit of elitism to any subject. It can be physics or math or chemistry, this shirt will suit all of them. People do want to understand. It just that you cannot share years of education and experience in just a few sentances. And given that most people just want a simple explanation, you feel as if it would be a waste of time. You’d be better of saying ‘because it is mauve’ and then walk away. The person would then at least feel like they have grasped the complex concept of physics or chemistry or math.
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