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I Am A Programmer

by Major Geek on March 22, 2009

I am a Programmer

How many times have you had to define what you do on a daily basis to family and friends and quickly realized that describing what you do would be a waste of time. Coding is Java, .Net or PHP are all concepts that are foreign to most people. We usually mumble ‘I work with computers’. But that is not really true. Worse, it invites requests to fix people’s computers.

The I am A Programmer portable job description will save you time. Time from explaining what you do and time from fixing other peoples computers.  You can simply point to the text and let them read it.

I am a Programmer.  I work for days with little or no sleep.  I am always evolving my knowledge.  I translate theories into reality.  I code in many languages.  I tirelessly test the complex so you see just simplicity.

If that doesn’t sum up the life of I developer I must have missed the first formative years of my life.   Be a geek and wear one of these great t-shirts to proudly show off what your job description is.  I am a Programmer!

Take a peek at just three of the many t-shirts and gifts that the I am a Programmer section has to offer:

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Programmer Profanity

by Major Geek on January 7, 2009

Programmers Profanity

The one language all programmers understand is profanity. No need to bang your head against the desk. Just spew out a few obscenities and then get back to work code monkey!  Even if you can’t swear at work because it wouldn’t be professional you can wear this shirt and let all your fellow coders understand your frustration.

This great computer geek design is sure to garner laughs, even when the odd swear escapes.

Take a peek at just three of the many t-shirts and gifts that the Programmers Profanity has to offer:

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I’m Not Antisocial, I’m Just Not User Friendly

January 6, 2009

I’m not antisocial, I’m just not user friendly is the great computer geek design for any Internet geek. Your friends will laugh and the clueless will remain clueless with this hilarious geek t-shirt or geek gift.
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I Love My Geek

August 19, 2008

Thank goodness the times have changed. I believe it was the Revenge of the Nerds movie that started the change that is completely accepted today. Or perhaps it is the fact that most geeks and thier toys are no longer, well, geeky. We just happen to be geeky and are good with [...]

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My Husband Thinks I’m Coding

August 2, 2008

My husband thinks I’m coding is the perfect design to have for the female coding who is out and about. Add a little bit of humor to your life with this great girl computer geek t-shirt.
I picked this design because it adds a bit of spice to any person going out on [...]

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