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Get on your horse and ride! Ever since he set out on that very first battery-backed-up, golden-cartridge quest, Link has always had one thing on his mind: kissing Princess Zelda. Sure he wanted to save the world and explore dungeons and blah de blah. No, really, he couldnt care less about all that junk. He wanted some Zelda smooches, plain and simple. And Link was always prepared. What looked like a shield was, in fact, a giant container of breath mints. Celebrate Links olfactory obsession with The Legend of Zelda Mints. Each beautiful tin of The Legend of Zelda Mints is chock full of pepperminty goodness. Over 100 tiny mints are waiting in this little Hylian Shield tin. Do they taste good? We answer that question with another question: Does Link have pointy ears? (The answer to both, dear reader, is yes.) So, get some The Legend of Zelda Mints today, and freshen that breath. The life you save may just be your own (or that of a certain Princess Zelda). For nutritional information, click here.