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Nothing is more humbling than discovering a situation in which your immense body of knowledge is completely useless. Just because you have a PhD in Chemistry doesnt mean you can bake a souffl?. And nobody wins at Trivial Pursuit without at least knowing something about sports. (Luckily, sometimes its about fencing.) This shirt says, Im a genius, but I recognize its only applicable periodically to my life. Oh, and, Also, I dig chemistry. The chemical formula for genius (okay, its not... but it SPELLS genius...), Germanium, Nickel, Uranium, and Sulfur, printed with their atomic properties in white on a black, 100% cotton t-shirt.