Leave those fancy features at the door

In the late seventies a breakthrough was made in science. For centuries, scientists had wanted a digital calculator in their watches - even before wrist watches were invented. It's true and we have proof and no, you can't see it. But in the 1970s science had finally caught up with itself and lo! the calculator watch was born. It became so popular in the 1980s that by 1985, every household in the Northern Hemisphere had at least two (again, we have proof and you can't see it). The calculator watch's popularity faded in the 1990s, but the time has come to bring it back. WITH A VENGEANCE!

Okay, maybe the vengeance (or excessive capitalization) isn't needed, but once you take a gander at the Cal-Q-Tek 2000 Calculator Watch, you will feel a tug on your geeky heart strings. It adds, subtracts, divides, multiplies, has a percentage key, and something that looks like a funny check mark. AND, it tells time. Really. You get all that on your wrist, all encased in space age plastic, for a fraction of what you would have paid in the late seventies. And, if you know what fractions are...you can use the calculator part of the watch for that, too.